tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

I need those totoro pillows plz kthnx

worldofthecutestcuties:

Kitten 6-Pack

worldofthecutestcuties:

Kitten 6-Pack

So I heard some of you want to know what I sleep in .

the-internet-addict:

watchtheskytonight:

consulting-meerkat:

timelordy-teganbreann:

tea-and-tumblr:

the-timelords-tardis:

oprimer:

hug-sensei:

jaxtheripper13:

Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~


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Hot Right ? 

I love the men of Tumblr …

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Snuggle up with me, ladies.

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I

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Always

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Use

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Protection

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So we’re telling how we sleep?

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Allow me to share…

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Wait, what?!

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OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING!

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Never mind!

JAMES

GOD BLESS THE MEN OF TUMBLR

IT’S BACK

OH IT’S BACK AGAIN

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

creepyknickers:

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

YES.

officialunitedstates:

the year is 2022.  government surveillance is at an all time high.  in an effort to keep a minimum degree of privacy, everyone starts using typewriters again.  typewriter sales go through the roof and i make a fortune because i invested heavily in typewriter stock in 2021

sehwun:

sehwun:

sehwun:

so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do

update: apparently i drank a little too much and danced for 4 hours straight and then passed out on a couch crying about chicken nuggets

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so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

SEND ME A NUMBER

  • i'd bang you against a wall
    1:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"he likes girls too much to be gay"

wait hold on i have an idea
what if, no, hear me out, what if
bisexual

knowyourmeme:

Halloween edition

knowyourmeme:

Halloween edition